#chasmiss- let the truth be revealed#

*The American dream*

LKM, the cricket czar, was born in a wealthy and successful business family. Much before he finished school, he was keen to go to the US for higher studies. To realise his AMERICAN DREAM, he skipped his school-leaving examination in India, making him no longer eligible for admission in any of the Indian colleges. To his credit, he performed well in SAT, or the Scholastic Aptitude Test, essential for admission to American colleges.


*cocaine saga*

In 1985, while studying at Duke University in the US, he was convicted for possession of 400 gm cocaine and charged with assault and kidnapping. The Durham County court punished him for a two-year suspended prison sentence. It has been alleged that he is also involved in a court case for cocaine abuse in the UAE as recently as 2006. Possession of such a high amount of cocaine generally leads to charges of drug-trafficking in USA, a charge with which Richard Hadlee was convicted. Richard Hadlee was then inducted in CIA for monitoring illegal drug trade. A similar type of service could have been conferred on LKM. Because even after such charges, he occupied high offices in USA based multinationals. He worked in the American tobacco company Philip Morris in 1985 and cosmetic giant Estée Lauder in 1986. He was also appointed executive director of Godfrey Philips India Ltd in 1992 — India’s second-largest cigarette-manufacturer and still holds the post.


*help from CIA*

With his highly sourced contacts in CIA he started distributing ESPN as part of a joint venture floated with Walt Disney, which then owned ESPN. Later, Modi lost the distribution rights in India when Rupert Murdoch formed ESPN STAR with Walt Disney. But in a fruitful meeting with Murdoch and CIA agents , Modi got another high-profile friend — Murdoch’s son James. Modi Entertainment Network now distributes Fashion TV in the country.


* decadence of Indian Culture*

The Americans jealous of Indian Culture, always wanted to turn us into one of their kind(and are quite successful too). India after liberalization represented a huge market to them. And for winning a war its important to make an enemy think what you want them to think. Thus started the influx of western culture, starting with FTV. IPL cheer-leaders with skimpy clothes are another example of that.


*CIA- Federal Bank Associate- (Sports, Betting, Media and Entertainment )*

Federal Bank with the help of CIA runs of the most profit earning division for generating revenue—
1. Tax haven banking in small islands. It is impossible to run such small islands to handle billions of dollar without the support of Uncle Sam. Arab HNI’s still don’t put their money in such tax heavens. Switzerland still remains a preferred destination for them.
2. Media & Entertainment – This not only for generates revenue but gets the market prepared for exploitation. Media - a powerful source can make or break any decision, even a government. It is rumoured that CIA through its secret agents have a substantial stock in twitter. Iranian Government was forced to ban Twitter due to anti-government feelings and atrocities being posted on Twitter. This mobilized world action towards Iranian Government.
3. Sports- CIA have huge stakes in various sporting organization around the world. Russian Oligarchs owning big Football clubs are just pawns, the master is CIA. No wonder, they would have been attracted towards the biggest sporting activity in the second most fastest growing economy. And IPL in its third edition was worth $4.13 billion, while EPL is evaluated at $12 billion. They have a separate arm for venturing into emerging sports arena and is managed by finest management gurus. Where do you think the great marketing strategies would have come into IPL?? This also explain the investment from Tax-haven with proxy name.
4. Betting- Betting is one of the most successful capitalist venture run by CIA with the help of federal bank. As in luck movie our sanju baba says,” duniya ka sabse bada nasha risk hai”(the biggest addiction is risk). And Uncle Sam knows it better than him. It is even rumoured that WWE is run under careful vigil of CIA. Not even gentlemen’s game was left untouched by them. The scale of betting is unimaginable. Mumbai alone accounts for INR 200-250 crore worth of bet being placed for a single IPL match. NO wonder the matches were being fixed in IPL by the CIA to maximize their profit. And they were helped in this by their very own man.


*present lifestyle*

CIA rewards its soldiers well. LKM lives one of the most materialistic luxurious one can even think of. He drives a Mercedes, wears Armani and likes to spend New Year’s Eves at Amanpuri in Phuket, listed by the American Conde Nast Traveller magazine as one of the world’s best resorts. He has a lifestyle now that includes a private jet, a luxury yacht and a fleet of Mercedes S class and BMW cars.


No wonder, this man will be saved from the bars as CIA is using all their sources to get him back in action. See you in IPL2011 :D



p.s
1. Was KOCHI IPL floated by KGB with the help of their man Tharoor?? Kerala, a communist hotbed have strong KGB connections!! Wants more info to write on this. Please help !!


Rohit Gattani