Salman, Salman Bakchodia.. naam toh suna hi hoga.. kya baat kar rahein ho janaab, sallu bhai ka naam nahi suna..agar nahi suna toh aap ko jeene ka koi haq nahi hai..

DoB: 29th Dec, 1989 .. the day when Maine Pyar Kiya released.. the star of Sallu Bhai started shining and my ship started its voyage following the star Salman..



Reason behind first name: If you are still unable to guess the reason behind the name then Aap C******* Hai..Aur agar aapko C******* samjh mei nahi aa raha hai toh aap sahi mei C******* hai... I am the conqueror, I am the protector, I am SALMAN BAKCHODIA...



The connection with Salman Khan



22nd Aug 1988: Biwi ho toh aisi got released. Also the date, when Amitabh Bakchodia tied knot with Rekha Ganesh ..Amitabh Bakchodia (AB) and Rekha are my parents..



(People thought that AB would never marry Rekha, but in 1988 that prophecy went wrong..Mayans, you are next)

Sanam Bewafa, 1991: I go my first crush in KG.. the girl's name was Manisha.. a year later she shifted to Hyderabad.. (Un)forutnately, I chanced to meet her last year in a flight, and turned out that she has undergone sex change operation and is now MANish...

khayalon me bhi ye nahi socha
ki wakif hai tere dard se hum
jisane kiya humko juda
milaya usne humko...

tune dil mera toda
kahi ka na choda
sanam bewafa wo sanam bewafa



Hum Aapke hai Kaun, 1994: My parents got divorced, and AB married Jaya.. I even have a step-brother, Abhishek..



Karan Arjun, 1995: I met my best buddy, chaddi-buddy buddy, doston ka dost buddy, Shahrukh Haqla...We are still the best of the best friends and the world envy our friendship! The bond is even stronger than fevicol ka jod.

Khamoshi, 1996: Shahrukh underwent speech therapy during summer.. i took a vow not to speak a word until he starts speaking like me - bold and confident...The results were outstanding for him..Shahrukh first time uttered K(kkk)iran wihout extra K's..But i believe those extra K's were transferred to Ekkkkta Kkkkapoor.. Kkkkkarma...



Judwa, 1997: Started believing that I have a dual personality, one that is uber cool and other one 'chompu' - just like me. I suffered from this disease for almost a year and realised my folly, when in 1998, my BF(Best Friend) Shahrukh also started believing the same and called his life "Duplicate".



Pyar Kiya toh Darna Kya, 1998: My first love, with my geography teacher .. It started when she kissed me once in front of the whole class !! Though not a french kiss but a little peck on my cheeks. ek chingari hi aag ka karan hoti hai..

Hum Dil de chuke Sanam, 1999: One late afternoon, I went to teacher's room and found my history teacher kissing geography teacher and my geography teacher exploring the geographies of my history teacher. No wonder, they were teachers of Social Studies! I was heart broken for the very first time in my life...

Umeedein Tumhin Se Thi Mere Sanam
Thaama Tha Tumhara Hi Ye Daaman Ho
Bhoolenge Kabhi Na Ab Tumhein
Hum Oh Bhoolenge Kabhi Na Ab Tumhein Hum
Oh Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam

Dhai Akshar prem ke, 2000: I first met my step-brother Abhishek.



Tere Naam, 2003: My third heartbreak.this time it was Aishu..that SonOfAPig Bibek stole Aishu from me...I tried calling Bibek to discuss the differences.. 40 baar sale ne call kata aur 41 baar usne phone uthaya aur maine baa behan kar di.. I texted and abused him ... sala, he went to prinicipal and launched a complaint against me..i was suspended from school for a month.. In my solitude, I find solace in the music of my friend Himi. It was me who encouraged Himi and gave rise to the nasal singing monster, which he is today..

No Entry, 2005: I gained entry into a so-called prestigious engineering college. Period.



Wanted (2009), Dabangg (2010), Ready(2011): Passed engineering in 2009, and started preparing for IPS. In 2010, gained entry into IPS. I realised that I am born for what my name means -The Protector and The Conqueror. In 2011, I am READY to join IPS after finishing the training.



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