But things changed with this winter setting in. On 1st of December, I married Jahanvi. World Aids Day! I always made a point to wear red coloured badge on that day. But on one such day last year, Maneesh asked me what is the use of wearing that badge for me? To him it seemed that number 11 batsman Nehra fully padded and wearing a helmet and seating in pavilion, when India has not lost a single wicket in 49th over. But I was fully determined to change the situation. If uneducated filthy politician can run a state or country, then why cannot I can not even run a single girl!! I am very much like them – sort of uneducated and love for money before anything else. And on 1st December, 2010 I married Jahanvi.



A grand wedding, which Chennai never experienced. The whole Taj Chola was booked. Many of the gujju stars from kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi came. All this courtesy to Siddhu Mama. Since, Siddhu Mama did not have any heir, he made a point that my marriage would be as grand as possible. Babuji was initially not convinced for this but gave away to demands of Siddhu Mama. You wont even believe that for my bachelors, he got foreign dancers from London. All the chefs were flown in from London from his hotels. It was the grandest affair you can imagine.

I won the challenge with Maneesh. I wonder Jahanvi would also have been the dream of ch88491 sourav in his college days. After all I have heard you cant find a real good looking female in engineering college!! I even sent my marriage card. I could even imagine that loser ch88491’s face.



And the first night!!

Awful!! Bloody ch88491 maneesh was successful. He hide 108 phones with alarm set at 3 min interval in each phone in my suite at Taj Chola. And when ever I was about to start, the phone started ringing. B3426c463 maneesh. And when I switched off the last phone, it was already morning and someone knocked at my door!!



Babuji died. The news which I received on the very next day of my most happiest day. Babuji died of asthama attack and no one was there with him at night at hotel room. Siddhu Mama broke into the room of Babuji with the help of hotel staffs.



It was 14th Feb, 0000 pm, 73 days since my marriage and I didn’t …………..WTF!!

It was the valentine’s day… I was in my bed and Jahanvi was also not around.To outside world I only had one window to communicate – the 0.facebook.Thanks airtel for that. I had a phone but that was only for incoming, as doctor advised me to remain isolated from the world to improve my health and I was devoid of any communication channel.And I never told this to Jahanvi. It was my single source of entertainment and to the world.I was going through valentine’s day status of my friends and was getting depressed more and more. That was the day, I thought..and valentine’s day is definitely a better day to start your career rather than world aids day. And I exactly know where it was, Maneesh’s gift. He told his gift is something “ jo deewana bana de.” And I exactly knew what it was. I searched and at the top of all gifts was kept the Dumas parcel. I never opened that parcel after that chance meeting with Jahanvi in bus. And what a foreplay it will make, if I also arrange things which Jahanvi likes on the bed. I tear opened the parcel, and there it was DUMAS……….





It was not some Alexander Dumas or something not even close to it. It was Drug Users manual about screwing – Screwing the life and screwing everything. It was issued by world drugs free world. A wrong parcel. But it was still DUMAS. And I opened the book. And chapter 5 opened - LSD.

And the first line which was written was – The song “lucy in the sky with diamonds” when abbreviated is LSD. It is generally believed that this song was written by The Beatles keeping in mind LSD as inspiration, just like yellow submarine refers to pot. Here it was the song which I always heard after drinking Sprite. And I read the chapter.

And the hallucinations symptoms were same as I experienced after consuming sprite. The LSDified sprite was the cause for my acidic thoughts, my hallucinations, the vibrancy of colors, and every thought coming from my mind at that time. I was being intoxicated by Sprite but who was behind it. I sank back in my bed. I opened the TV and Dabangg was being played. Another one of the things which me and Jahanvi discussed. And the scenne was the cause for dimple kapadia’s death was disclosed. She also suffered from asthama and was put to death by cheddi singh. Bapuji also suffered from asthama attack…………My heart sank low. But these things were so unconnected. May be it was just a bad dream. But may be it as true. I wanted to find the truth. Who could have drugged me?? I was only in contact with Jahanvi, and she can never do that. But if not her than who elso could!?


.....................to be continued