1. My parrot picked up a chilli labelled with "No Recession". He is reincarnation of Paul the octopus, born on the day when Paul died. He correctly predicted the outcome of Kabaddi WC.



2. iPhone 5 is still not released. Who will buy it if there is a recession.



3. I invested in USD. My other investment includes a King George 5 Black Label. So you see, i am a perfect investor!



4. S&P stands for Shitty and Potty.



5. There is no Lehmann this time. So there are no villains. Moreover, Kalmadi and Raja are in India.



6. Disco Dancer is yet to be released. If there is recession, how will it be a superhit?



7. China is still the number 2. After stellar performance from UPA 2, India has been named "10 numbari".



8. India would still be unaffected, as the recession mostly affects white money. India only has black money!



9. Europe will recover all the debt by tourism industry. YRF has agreed to shoot all his future films in Greece.



10. Rajnikanth is still alive. Do i need to say more?



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Rohit Gattani

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